alakazams really are so smart
look at this guy
he’s literally been holding those spoons in his hands for four generations of pokemon in preparation for this
Foresight finally worked.
the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99
the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child
the only emotions that i’ve felt since i started school again have been tired and no
(Source: theycamefromouterjersey)
“Well, all the great writers used to wear great suits. So your last present is on a towel rack in the bathroom. Delve into our facilities, emerge a star.”
- Patrick
Read the review of the film The Perks Of Being A Wallflower here.
(Source: punishandenslavesuckers)
(Source: justtouchedawkwardly)
i pledge allegiance
to the band
of mr. shneebly
and will not fight him for creative control
and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band
(Source: narvaezs)
